Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
Anti-Twilight by Silverwingfox Anti-Twilight by Silverwingfox
EDIT: I am really, really, REALLY tired of people saying 'you should put xyz here'. People I made this 3 YEARS AGO. I don't even draw like that anymore, and quite frankly my hatred of the series had died down to the point that I dont feel like drawing something to express it. It's a crappy book that spawned a crappy movie. Move on. If you want so-an-so so badly then DRAW IT YOURSELF. Unless you want a commission from me, you're never gonna see it happen.

yeah i know its crappy, after all it was just a doodle i made up in one of my classes,

all i did later was put in some colors and texture it like hell

its all the coolest vampires(in my opinion) with the severed heads of the cullens(and that smug werewolf)

Angel- hes the main focus, so therefore he gets to off edward

Spike- he gets emmett, he killed a slayer in the series(pretty strong GUARDIANS) so why not off the sparklers strong GUARDIAN

Lestat-hes offed alice, after all he always goes after women in the book

Louis-it makes sense that louis would kill alice's lover jasper, that is if you see the relationship between him and lestat

Dracula- hes got bella:chainsaw: , i figure the best out of all the vampires should wipe out the most detestable character in the series

Nosferatu-im sorry i didn't do him justice, i had no references at the time, hes got rosalie, since he went after a beautiful woman in his movie

Darren Shan- hes got the winy/smug werewolf jacob. if you've read cirque du freak youd get the reference. A 'wolf man' killed his friend in book 2, so this is darrens revenge lol

Alucard- hes is a major badass in his series, i mean so completely unkillable its ridiculous, so he gets two, the parents carlisle and esme

and yes i am anti twilight. i do not think it is the greatest book ever, nor do i think that meyer is the next j.k. rowling. BESTSELLER does not mean BEST BOOK.
this is my opinion. i thinks its a terrible book, don't come on here trying to defend it, cause yes i have read it, and im not just bashing based on everyone else.

EDIT: my, my, it seems i've already achieved my first "fuck you/i hate you/you suck/etc.. " comment on here. People, if you don't like it, don't look at it, and as for the nasty comments, keep them to yourself, because telling me to F* off won't make the picture dissappear. Remember, there's a hide comment button for a reason.

OTHER EDIT: i know alucard is just dracula backwards, and that they are the same person,
there are many separately existing characters going under the names of alucard and dracula, i am merely portraying two well known versions of them......just wanted to clear that up

EDIT: check it out: [link]
Add a Comment:
Literature-Goddess Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  New member
ArizunoShojo Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
I can understand why you have a dislike towards Twilight. I watched the first film, and have tried to read the first two books. Let us just say I am not a fan of the main lead.

What is so sad about this is the fact that it could have been a very good story.

I have seen deeper and more meaningful relationships in romantic comedies.

Examples: in 50 first Dates a Casanova named Henry meets a girl named Lucy. They begin talking and she asks him to meet her at the same café the next day. He then discovers that she can not remember him. After an accident she got a specific type of amnesia that causes her to think she is at the same day as the accident sins all of the events of her day becomes more or less erased during the night. Henry becomes interested in Lucy and every day causes a scam or a scene that will lead to Lucy and him talking. He dose so even if her father told him not to. Henry eventually falls in love with Lucy and he goes so far to even make a video to tell her about what has happened during the time after her accident.

In this movie Henry constantly and always tries to help and make Lucy happy. Henry puts a lot of efforts into this relationship

Bridget Jones Diaries: I know some might say that this is a ridiculous argument. But the relationship between Bridget and Mark is actually something to learn from. Even if they argue and at times seems like the least likely couple they do care for each other. That is a real on/off relationship and it is comedic.

Made of Honor: in this story centers around a wealthy man named Tom and his close friend Hannah. They met during collage after an embarrassing incident. Sins then they have been friends for 10 years. When Hannah travels to Scotland for a few weeks. Tom realizes that being with different women isn't as fulfilling and that he dose love Hannah.

He decides to tell Hannah his feelings when she returns, and when she returns and tells him that she is engaged with a rich scot named Colin he is stunned, and she also asks him to be her maid of honor. Tom goes the extra mile to not only show that he cares for Hannah and knows her but also that she doesn't know Colin that well.  

The reason I am bringing this up is because the chemistry and what makes the characters love one another are quite shallow. It is basically looks.

The vampires that did have an interesting background in the Twilight saga was Carlisle, Alice and maybe Jasper & Rosalind (I do not know about Esme, she is a "mom" but I didn't get that much out of it). They are the only ones that show progressing. Alice has a personality and is at times quirky and silly, Carlisle is a vampire that is several hundred years old and is very much in control of his blood lust. In the second book where Bella gets cut during the party. Carlisle said some interesting things about both religion and what he wished he could have done.

He mentions that he felt helpless that he had to go home and pretend to sleep when he could have been in the hospital and used his knowledge to save life.

The main problem I have is the fact that they show little to no emotions Bella and Edwards love feels a bit forced. Or is it just me?

The reason I like Jacob is because he actually changes in his character. In the first film he is an ordinary boy, he is later "cursed" and becomes angry and bitter because of that. In the end he end he is the leader of his own pack.

I think that Twilight COULD have been a good series. If there had been more focus on a real plot and a stronger female lead. I mean Bella is very weak willed and she puts herself in danger even when Edwards asks her to NOT do anything dangerous. Also I can understand that she might be upset when he leaves, I mean we have all had crushes and some have had relationships that didn't end with a "Happily ever after". But a boy you have only known for a few months leaves and suddenly your world collapses. It would have been a different story if they had been together a long time or known each other for years, or maybe even been married. But if just feels so rushed. I think many FF authors have made more believable and likable female/male leads.

Vampires themselves where once used as a way to scare women into being "pure" and wait until marriage. Also vampires have several lore and explanations behind them.

Also am I the only one that thinks Bella was just as interested in the concept of eternal youth as she was in Edward? 

You can tell me I am wrong and why you feel like I am out of my mind but please do it in a civilized manner and not just cussing.   

Also if you want to watch and interesting new take on vampires watch 2011's Priest. (less human more monster like)  
ShortLemonie3 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It could have been an unbelievable series. Too bad though it's not.
ArizunoShojo Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014
What do you think could have improved the series?
ShortLemonie3 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just  like you said, if it had more fucus and better plot and a better main character. If it ended up in the hans of a better writer (I read that AMAZING twilight re-write on f.f)and of course, real vampires.

Sorry for my short reply :-(
ArizunoShojo Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014
Was it TPrinces rewrite of twilight perhaps?
ShortLemonie3 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ArizunoShojo Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
I read some of it. She gave Bella much more character. And she seemed to always come from a place of kindness. She invited Edward because in her mind it was a bad thing to exclude him just because he was different. 
ShortLemonie3 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah... not to mention that edward and bella was freaking precious in the re-write, not creepy as sh*t. And the Cullens were an inprovement too.
(1 Reply)
menslady125 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Way to go, real vampires! GIVE 'EM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, EVERYBODY!

:iconclapplz: :iconclappingplz: :iconepicclapplz: :iconjokerclapplz: :iconhobbitsclapping2plz: Clap :clap: :clap: :clap: Clapping Pony Icon - Princess Luna Clapping Pony Icon - Fluttershy Clapping Pony Icon - Pinkie Pie Clapping Pony Icon - Rainbow Dash Clapping Pony Icon - Nightmare Moon Clapping Pony Icon - Applejack Clapping Pony Icon - Vinyl Scratch Clapping Pony Icon - Rarity Clapping Pony Icon - Princess Cadence Clapping Pony Icon - Princess Celestia Clapping Pony Icon - Queen Chrysalis Clapping Pony Icon - Twilight Sparkle Clapping Pony Icon - Changeling Clapping Pony Icon - Trixie Clapping Pony Icon - Lightning Dust Happy Clap Cutie Emote Clapping Pony Icon - Soarin - Wonderbolt Uniform RQ: Cloud Mane clapping icon Clapping Emoticon Clapclap clap Minx Clapping Emote Clap Clapping pony icon - Sunlight Spring :Happy-Clap: Gift: Strawberry Twist clapping icon request #6 clapping etosama Applause Clap Tolyya clap Sydemote clap Tard Clap Clapping Skunky (filly) request #5 clapping skunky :Clapping Katja: V2 :Clap: Clapping Starlow clapping emote Clapping bo emoticon Clappy Awesome clap emoticon Clapping Amy Sky Clapping Deidara Icon Clapping Matt Clapping sweety paw 
Aorta-Heartless Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
Alucard is Dracula backwards?!
I never noticed that.

kniznik Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013
Crappy my ass. This is a masterpiece and should be in the museum.
dori76 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
darren and alucard ... i love you guys... ( because they are the only vampires i know.. besides dracula )
Furbs3D Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
VioletDeathblood Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
this is so epic Take that twitards!!
pasosDshinigami Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
If you ever need a thing, just call me, this pic makes every vampire lover owe you a drink at least, but if you need a set of lungs mine are reserved for you.
xXObscuraXx Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
Jesus tap dancing christ!!! a miricle just happened!!! Did Alucard think of it first [link] (read the comments) [link] these r both amazing
Ask-TheHunter Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012
*happy dies* I-i thought I was the only one who hated twilight *cries happy tries while dieng* I can finally die in peace!
kennydied911 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
narutocatwoman Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012
try adding some werwolves like Lupin or the Wolf Man
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012  Student Artist
ALUCARD!!! YEAH! Kill the Twittards!
JayfeatherXStick1234 Featured By Owner May 7, 2012
sayuri12moonlight Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:icontastymurderplz: AWESOME!!!
starburst34 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
Love that u used those awesome and REAL vampires!
I love this pic!
maegan224 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Alucard in the bottom corner XD <3
BlackLilly3 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
I love it!
theubbergeek2 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012
I'd have added Dio Brando, the pimpiest vampire EVER, from Hideoki Araki,s crazy mind, maybe D and Blade the Dhampyrs also kinda.
unknowndarkness92 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011
THIS.IS.PURE...EPICNESS! you're amazing
myobsidianbutterfly Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2011
all the vamps I give a credit... amazing :)
DarkenedSoul333 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2011
this is truly a work of art =D.
nervousnakednewt Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2011
-claps hands enthusiastically- I love it! and absolutely love the Darren Shan referance :) Thank you for making me smile.
Ruflecinar Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011
Von Carstein Familly to the team and it will be complete
Crowhead01 Featured By Owner May 16, 2011  Student
Wheres blade??
unknownperson123 Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
Who are these vampires? I only recognize Alucard.....
chicagocubsfan24 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011   Photographer
yah take that fucking twilight XD
LostInTheMorning Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This made my twilight-hating day. I love you for this.
ichigorox7 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011
Asari-are-hot Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2011
They are all dead!
I wish that did happen, it would be nice if evil aliens invaded the world of Twilight and killed all of the dumb Twilight characters!
Lthedarkangel Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011
who ever made that line up is a genius!
p.s. the drawing's not crappy. it's awesome!
DarkIfaerie Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lonewalker789 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Where is Seras? She should be there with Bellas head on the end of that huge gun she lugs around!:D
AnaxErik4ever Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011  Student Writer
Hey! Where's Count von Krolock with Reneesme's little girlish head? :fear: Unless he kidnapped her and turned into Herbert's immortal little sister. :evillaugh: That's what I would do.
Silverwingfox Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
i drew this before that abomination was born
AnaxErik4ever Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011  Student Writer
Oh. That's why.
Sugarpunch18 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011
AHHH! :la: Darren's in this, I love you! >w<
SandPerv Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011  Hobbyist
this is so full of fuckin win lol
animegirl19791 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011
Hahahahaaa love it!!! I would LOVE to see this happen for real. Also very nice that Darren has a mention, as he's awesome ^^ Down with Twi-shite!
MCRtist09 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011  Student Artist
That is awesome! May I recommend Akasha and the Volturi? ;)
meviner2kaii10 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011  Student General Artist
I commend you.
Likeitornur Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, the true vamps win. ^^
Add a Comment:


Submitted on
January 22, 2009
Image Size
535 KB


581 (who?)

Camera Data

HP oj6200
Date Taken
Dec 4, 2008, 5:48:24 PM


Creative Commons License
Some rights reserved. This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.