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Vampires 101 by Silverwingfox Vampires 101 by Silverwingfox
LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.

lol chibis
i had this idea that twilight is like the handbook on how not to portray vamps
then i got another idea of it being a class taught by bela lugosi as dracula with nosferatu as the principal (headmaster whatever)
then alucard came into the mix, then darren, louis (and of course lestat), spike, angel
then i decided to bring up the dunces of the class

in order from left to right: alucard, darren, louis+lestat, spike, angel, dracula, nosferatu, edward, bella, jacob

ok now explanation time:
alucard many gold stars: cause his power level is over 9000!!! :iconimhappyplz:

louis: i picture him as a good student. Poor louis, lestat won't let him focus

spike: i figure hes the overeager student

angel: goody goody sitting at the front of the class

falling in love with morons: angel and spike are exempt cause they both fell for girls like that (i.e. cordelia and harmony). However, unlike bella; cordy and harmony eventually BECAME likeable, smart, and pretty kick ass

nosferatu: yes, he is stabbing the sparkles coming off ed's body.
..... lol look at his shadow

sparkles: yes they are bleeding. why? because....

edwards hair: i dont know about you people but this thing bugged me. seriously, is that thing pointing north or dowsing for water.

bella: bella. that is all.

jacob: if you're actually jealous of the fact that you dont get together with her, you deserve a dunce cap.

anyway fun over, enjoy. feel free to flame if you like(but then again thats what the hide button is for)

various people belong to their respective companies
twilight belongs the living crap officially known as stephanie meyer(may she die a horrible, painful death for the sins she hath committed unto the world and to the vampires)

EDIT: I just realized i have ZERO female vamps here, so im gonna start a little list of KICKASS female vamps(also adding a few new male vamps), and from there ill pick out the best(cause the pics big enough as it is)

fem. vamps:
darla (buffy, angel)
drusilla (buffy, angel)
arra sails (cirque du freak)
claudia (interview with the vampire)
eli (let the right one in)
jessica (true blood)
bill (true blood)
eric (true blood)
vampire queen(seriously whats her name) (true blood)
hannah (true blood)

feel free to suggest any othe fem vamps, but first, heres a little note:
alice, rosalie cullen, victoria, jane, and any other twilight fem vamps (NO, NOT NOW, NOT EVER, DO NOT SUGGEST)
also no vampire diaries, vampire kisses, or vampire academy; because they're all essentially the rich man's twilight but the poor man's true blood

as for vamps from vampire knight, im debating with myself over them. i mean they do have some bit of character development, but the author tends to keep them frozen in their given stereotype(i.e. kaname=pretty boy with hidden agenda; zero=whiny emo, i mean angel has a better reason to brood and even he doesnt go that far; yuki=shes like v.k.'s version of Tea, inspirational speeches and being hopelessly understanding and loved by all) i don't know this is just my opinion

OMG OTHER EDIT: i have decided that vampire hunter d WILL NOT BE ON THIS LIST. reasons why(and forgive but this list is of vampires who kick ass in the sense of character development):
after reading the books and movies i have to say, i dont like him at all
1. he broods all the time(for no reason other than im an outcast). i mean i can understand if he did it for a while, but the guy is 1000 something years old and still whining. Not even angel broods that much.
2. he is a deux ex machina. every fight hes ever in is a cut and paste of other fights. i.e. fight, make it seem like he loses, then rise from the dead and win. and im not exagerrating, this happens like 3 times in the first book, 2 times in the second book, and 2-4 times in the third.
3. he denies himself happiness because ....and thats pretty much it, the only other reason i can think of is because he believes he doesnt deserve it, which is utter bull. sorry to bring up angel again but seriously, angel has a MUCH BETTER reason to brood and even he allows himself an ounce of happiness, otherwise he'd be suicidal.

sorry to all VHD fan's out there, but he doesnt cut it, thats my opinion and im sticking to it

LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.
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Th1nk-G33k Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2016
XDD Alucard has like a thousand stars I'm crying XDDDD
KehXKeova Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
This is awesome!! XD
LindaDraven Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Sooo awesome!!
Lestat and Louis seem cute XD
And Alucard...well, he's fuckin' awesome u.u
HopelessRomantic999 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Rikuthedragonslayer Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha figures alucard would have the most stars. Cause he IS Dracula
Literature-Goddess Featured By Owner May 5, 2015
Wonderful job!
Stealwave Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015
Actually the vampire you call nosferatu is named count orlok 
XxdreamstarxX Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014
Alucard's the best xD :)
Literature-Goddess Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
Well duuuhhh
EdDeRs1 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
after many weeks lost to TV Tropes, I stumbled upon a link to this... I FUCKING LOVE IT! the old school Christopher Lee style County Dracula can't be beat, also, you missed effectively having "Count" as your first name from the Cool list
DarkDracania Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't hold anything angest you on hte D thing...
He has no character development...
And you're right...
EVERY fight is pretty much the same...
Some are different just because the Nobles use different things I:
After being a D fan since 2001 (whatever moth and day Bloodlust came put)
I have come to understand this much
And I own all the books thus far and have seen the movies.
There is some slight (very slight) character developments with D
But it's just basically learning a little bit about his past
I'm not going to bitch at you for not putting him on the list
I'm not saying I hate D
I think Alucard is awesomer
I love how ALucard always seems to have something else up his sleve
While D just does the same-old-same-old ALL the time
I know being a D fan for only about 3 years is kinda sad but I know allot
And i'm with you on the brooding thing...
He always seems to be after The Sacred Ancestor (his father supposedly)
We can pretty much guess why...
'Cause he did bla bla bla bla'
We get it -_-
Atleast Alucard knows how to not care
D can't even act like he doesn't care -_-
If he could he would have a better character maybe
Whatever i'm done talking
BloodlustQuartet Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014
You should've put Seras Victoria in there holding Alucard's chair up like it's a throne.
DarkDracania Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that would of been cute
underlord44 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014
so...TRUE. :)
AlexanderXVI Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
what about akasha? If you have punk ass emo ass Louis and you are planning to add Claudia (a way better vampire then Louis) you have to put in the mother of all vampires...and dare I say Enkil as well
Kersey475 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
Let me guess, Blade was suspended?
DvArtGal13 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014
AW YEAH !!!:awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: :awesomerainbow: 
simedlk Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
if you ask me the best vampires are from the legacy of kain series!
MysteryKcad Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
I know that suggestions for female vampires aren't being taken anymore, and that you're unlikely to ever come back to this, but since they haven't been mentioned yet, I feel I should bring up Remilia and Flandre Scarlet from Touhou Project. Why? See for yourself.
sarcasism Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student General Artist
love it:vampireglomp: 
BuffyandSpike Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
awesome! bring bck buffy the vampire slayer and those other people 2 :D
Dewani90 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
and to think i had no idea who vampire hunter D was to begin with, and it shows on my castlevania meme... female vampires, considered other ones from comics, videogames and stuff?, like Carmilla, the vampire queen from lords of shadow... or Rip Van Winkle and Zorin Blitz from hellsing?, those were pretty cool actually.
dori76 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
darren XDD he's adorable X33
Pie-Of-The-Wolfie Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This just about made my morning whilst watching Angel and thinking, thank the great gods below that I grew up with Buffy as my rolemodel and not Bella.
Pursilla Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS AWESOME! But what about Blade? He was pretty cool.
hachiropup Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013
lol you are a GENIUS!!!!!!!! of course alucard is by far da best and most powerful vampire ever. i hate vampires that sparkle and don't bleed because if a vampire bleeds it makes things more interesting and battles more epic ya know. idk, i just hate that they were like posable, gay, twinkling blood lusting mannequin fairies or whatever the heck they were. they are just not vampires. the werewolves were beautifully awesome though, at least they don't sparkle. and sadly the disney princesses did a whole lot more epic stuff than Bella could ever hope to do. i am thinking about writing my own story on vampires that will hopefully take most of our minds off of this Twilight nonsense. i am lacking confidence in writing though but i can do the best i can and see how it rolls out.
Gaara817 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
This is awesome
Shdinexus Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013
Alucard is OBVIOUSLY the star student.
nathyfaith Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
Dragynn275 Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh Alucard...
bubblesishot46853 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
Alucardimmortaldemon Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Alucard at least you got my stars
LeonCreed Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wonder where Dio Brando would be in that class?
PythonEMelon Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
alucard, you such a good boy! :iconyayplz: here's another sticker and a free snack! *throws a sticker and integra at him, then runs before the everyone notices a human is in the building*
aracnea Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
oh alucard.
ur in the only cals were you can be teacher's pet
NotchTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Just a pointer, They Nosferatu's name is Count Orlock. I can't believe so classic Vampire fans don't know his name. Orlock is the most famous vampire of the 1900's next to Dracula.
SharpClawPokemon Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They should have put "Questioning what a man is" as a cool thing.
Chameleonboy12 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
that is awesome kudos for you
Mecha-GREGOLE Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012
Ironic that Dracula is expressing the sanctity of dying in the sunlight when it was never a problem for him.
Jessethejester Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awe, theres no slayer TT_TT still a great picture!
Rosentanz Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
well even if my sister forced me to watch the forst twilight movie
i know this bella thing had to much face expressions o.o

anways i love this picture :D
animaniac21285 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Don't forget Selene from Underworld. :XD:
animaniac21285 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Is that Darren from Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant? :?
delancy5555 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012
darkEclipes15 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
this sooooo cute
Queenofdarkness1 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
IAmTheNoNameGirl Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Vampire queen=Sophie Ann (If you are talking about True Blood Queen)
Sofia6 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
yaaay alucard is a badass vampire:D
carrie-lou Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahahaha!! this is soooo adorable!! :)
Ok chick vamps: Akasha (but i think someone already mentioned her), Gabrielle De Lioncourt (Lestat's mother), Pandora, The Brides of Dracula.... to name a few thats all i can think of from the top of my head since you dont want any Vampire Diaries female characters....oh!! you forgot Sunday! she was in one episode in the beginning of Buffy season 4 "Freshman-something" (lol long time since ive watched buffy) but loved the character and the actress that potrayed the character....and kicked the crap outta buffy for abit ;)
NotchTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
You forgot Seras Victoria, Alucard's follower, I loved Hellsing Ultimate!!!
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