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Vampires 101 by Silverwingfox Vampires 101 by Silverwingfox
LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.

lol chibis
i had this idea that twilight is like the handbook on how not to portray vamps
then i got another idea of it being a class taught by bela lugosi as dracula with nosferatu as the principal (headmaster whatever)
then alucard came into the mix, then darren, louis (and of course lestat), spike, angel
then i decided to bring up the dunces of the class

in order from left to right: alucard, darren, louis+lestat, spike, angel, dracula, nosferatu, edward, bella, jacob

ok now explanation time:
alucard many gold stars: cause his power level is over 9000!!! :iconimhappyplz:

louis: i picture him as a good student. Poor louis, lestat won't let him focus

spike: i figure hes the overeager student

angel: goody goody sitting at the front of the class

falling in love with morons: angel and spike are exempt cause they both fell for girls like that (i.e. cordelia and harmony). However, unlike bella; cordy and harmony eventually BECAME likeable, smart, and pretty kick ass

nosferatu: yes, he is stabbing the sparkles coming off ed's body.
..... lol look at his shadow

sparkles: yes they are bleeding. why? because....
I CAN.

edwards hair: i dont know about you people but this thing bugged me. seriously, is that thing pointing north or dowsing for water.

bella: bella. that is all.

jacob: if you're actually jealous of the fact that you dont get together with her, you deserve a dunce cap.


anyway fun over, enjoy. feel free to flame if you like(but then again thats what the hide button is for)

various people belong to their respective companies
twilight belongs the living crap officially known as stephanie meyer(may she die a horrible, painful death for the sins she hath committed unto the world and to the vampires)


EDIT: I just realized i have ZERO female vamps here, so im gonna start a little list of KICKASS female vamps(also adding a few new male vamps), and from there ill pick out the best(cause the pics big enough as it is)

fem. vamps:
darla (buffy, angel)
drusilla (buffy, angel)
arra sails (cirque du freak)
claudia (interview with the vampire)
eli (let the right one in)
jessica (true blood)
bill (true blood)
eric (true blood)
vampire queen(seriously whats her name) (true blood)
hannah (true blood)

feel free to suggest any othe fem vamps, but first, heres a little note:
alice, rosalie cullen, victoria, jane, and any other twilight fem vamps (NO, NOT NOW, NOT EVER, DO NOT SUGGEST)
also no vampire diaries, vampire kisses, or vampire academy; because they're all essentially the rich man's twilight but the poor man's true blood

as for vamps from vampire knight, im debating with myself over them. i mean they do have some bit of character development, but the author tends to keep them frozen in their given stereotype(i.e. kaname=pretty boy with hidden agenda; zero=whiny emo, i mean angel has a better reason to brood and even he doesnt go that far; yuki=shes like v.k.'s version of Tea, inspirational speeches and being hopelessly understanding and loved by all) i don't know this is just my opinion

OMG OTHER EDIT: i have decided that vampire hunter d WILL NOT BE ON THIS LIST. reasons why(and forgive but this list is of vampires who kick ass in the sense of character development):
after reading the books and movies i have to say, i dont like him at all
1. he broods all the time(for no reason other than im an outcast). i mean i can understand if he did it for a while, but the guy is 1000 something years old and still whining. Not even angel broods that much.
2. he is a deux ex machina. every fight hes ever in is a cut and paste of other fights. i.e. fight, make it seem like he loses, then rise from the dead and win. and im not exagerrating, this happens like 3 times in the first book, 2 times in the second book, and 2-4 times in the third.
3. he denies himself happiness because ....and thats pretty much it, the only other reason i can think of is because he believes he doesnt deserve it, which is utter bull. sorry to bring up angel again but seriously, angel has a MUCH BETTER reason to brood and even he allows himself an ounce of happiness, otherwise he'd be suicidal.

sorry to all VHD fan's out there, but he doesnt cut it, thats my opinion and im sticking to it

LAST EDIT: Due to the fact that I'll need a lot of time to research more vamps, and the pic is pretty long as it is. I will not be adding any more vamps. So please, do not suggest, because they will be ignored. I get a flood of suggestions from alot of people and I can't very well satisfy them all.
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:iconmysterykcad:
I know that suggestions for female vampires aren't being taken anymore, and that you're unlikely to ever come back to this, but since they haven't been mentioned yet, I feel I should bring up Remilia and Flandre Scarlet from Touhou Project. Why? See for yourself.
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sarcasism Apr 5, 2014  New member Student General Artist
love it:vampireglomp: 
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BuffyandSpike Mar 27, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
awesome! bring bck buffy the vampire slayer and those other people 2 :D
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Dewani90 Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
and to think i had no idea who vampire hunter D was to begin with, and it shows on my castlevania meme... female vampires, considered other ones from comics, videogames and stuff?, like Carmilla, the vampire queen from lords of shadow... or Rip Van Winkle and Zorin Blitz from hellsing?, those were pretty cool actually.
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dori76 Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
darren XDD he's adorable X33
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Tobi-Is-My-Name69 Dec 10, 2013  Student Digital Artist
This just about made my morning whilst watching Angel and thinking, thank the great gods below that I grew up with Buffy as my rolemodel and not Bella.
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Pursilla Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS AWESOME! But what about Blade? He was pretty cool.
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lol you are a GENIUS!!!!!!!! of course alucard is by far da best and most powerful vampire ever. i hate vampires that sparkle and don't bleed because if a vampire bleeds it makes things more interesting and battles more epic ya know. idk, i just hate that they were like posable, gay, twinkling blood lusting mannequin fairies or whatever the heck they were. they are just not vampires. the werewolves were beautifully awesome though, at least they don't sparkle. and sadly the disney princesses did a whole lot more epic stuff than Bella could ever hope to do. i am thinking about writing my own story on vampires that will hopefully take most of our minds off of this Twilight nonsense. i am lacking confidence in writing though but i can do the best i can and see how it rolls out.
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Gaara817 Aug 8, 2013
This is awesome
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Alucard is OBVIOUSLY the star student.
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